Archive | June, 2015

BB17 – Episode 3 [SPOILERS]

28 Jun

Hi, everyone!

Another night of BB!

AHH YAY THE THEME SONG HAS SURVIVED IT WAS ONLY THAT ONE DAY

Da’vonne thinks that it could be $5000 for sitting out the comp. Vanessa bets that it’l lbe something good.

Meg’s glasses are funky !

Jace says that Austin is his male version of Romeo and Juliet; his yin to his yang- #BroCode

“if bro sees another bro that is equally gorgeous, bro is not intimidated by bro”?

Time to see the HoH rooms !

Round sofa, big bed, robes, slippers, two rooms, fish under a table, tub, Jace wants to take over the tub room with girls

Jason and JAMES WOW MESSED UP HIS NAME LAST POST VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT! are now talking with each other in the HoH room.

Jason doesn’t think that dentist guy is a dentist guy, and they are both worried about Steven. They say that Jace has a good social game, and they don’t want to set themselves up for the “worst gameplay ever”.

Jackie is cool with James and Jason (she almost forgot his name)

Jeff and Jackie have a bit of a shaky relationship, she wanted more but… ?

They know that they have a target on their back based on the fact that they have experiences together. so Jeff suggest that they break apart from each other to minimize the target

The guys are coming up with pick-up lines for Liz lol “Are those space pants? ‘Cause your butt is out of this world !”

Phil is now announcing the “Fast Forward” (AR), he’s bringing in the twist BB Fast-forward. Their game will now fast-forward to next week; they can’t be nominated or evicted this week (Da’vonne and Vanessa). They each get one HG with them that can’t be nominated or evicted. Da’vonne is now worried about having to make a choice.

Vanessa is now moving to the hammock room for someone to talk to about her decision. she will pick someone likely to be HoH.

Vanessa is talking to Shelli now, Clay, Audrey- all three are really likeable so won’t be put up ? Feels like her and Austin are a good combination.

Da’vonne won’t put up Shelli and Audrey so it won’t shine on their alliance.

Steven is talking with Da’vonne and saying that James is avoiding him. tells him that he gives off the “Ian” vibe

Da’vonne talking with Liz now, she gives people her word and will keep her safe

now asking if he’s really a dentist

Da’vonne choosing to save Liz

Vanessa choosing Austin, and will choose to be loyal with her as long as no-one else persuades him

Commercial break

Austin and Jace are calling each other on shell phones with puns… #shelltown pop. 2

Austin says that Jace has a big mouth, and a big target, will take fall before him

Clay and Shelli are talking, she was divorced, she feels very safe with him

Da’vonne says that Shelli is making her very nervous, because of Clay, and teSlls this to Audrey

Audrey feels very good with Jason being HoH, they’re bonded by culture, says he wants to go for big targets

“the boy with the hair” is Jace

Audrey doesn’t trust Jace, says that he’s a beast and is an issue

Jason talking with Audrey now, saying that he and James had great conversation, says that Audrey wasn’t mentioned, but Jace was

Audrey says that he was very “obnoxious” during the challenge

Commercial break

Steve wants to work with Da’vonne, she doesn’t think that it’s

HE SAID “Love you, too” when she was like “later” or something ?

Jason says that he won’t put Audrey up

Da’vonne says that Audrey and James and Jason are a “good vibe”, and Audrey says that it “couldn’t be more diverse”

James and Jason don’t like Jace, and thinking of backdooring him so he can’t compete in Battle of the Block

Jackie wants to take pictures in the Photo Booth

James says that she’s not the target this week, there’s a backdoor plan, telling her to be prepared, and says that she’s not sacred

Jason tells John not to be afraid that he could be a pawn, not comfortable with it but he’ll just roll with it

James and Jason telling Meg that she could be a possible pawn

they’re telling Becky that she could be okay

Steve is strongly against being a pawn, the two HoH say that he should be safe but he doens’t want to be, he says that pawns go home and that they know that

Commercial break

Nomination time !

Jason is nominating first, then James

Jason has nominated: John and Becky

James has nominated: Steve and Jackie

Jackie says her safety was guaranteed

Jace was not worried that he’d be nominated

Audrey super happy that plan is executed

Steve and Jackie are talking, she said that they’re planning to backstab them. she says to just kill the competition, he says to be confident but not cocky

Becky went in with “too much confidence”, and she is talking with Jason now, she says that she was blindsided, says no-one will be sad if John goes, he’s trying to do damage control now, Becky thinking of putting him on the block next week

Commercial break

BotB

Dubob

Teams have to add to skyline by building skyscraper, if they fall off, have to return to platform

26 building blocks need to go on a rotating beam, dodge wrecking ball

John wants someone to be hit by the ball in the face so he can get more money from being dentist

they feel like they’re in a videogame

Steve keeps falling off, ensures his centre of mass

they’re neck-in-neck, the teams

Jeff doesn’t want to show enthusiasm

Becky and John won !

Jason dethroned from HoH !

Thanks for watching !

Next one Wednesday 8/7c !

Thank-ya h for the 2066 HITS; MUCH APPRECIATED

– Louise

BB17 Episode 2 [SPOILERS]

25 Jun

Hey, everyone!

EPISODE 2 HAS COMMENCED

mosquito bite on my palm travelling down to vein and it hurts eughh

WHO IS THE TWIN?!

WHERE IS THE THEME SONG I MISS IT

Next eight HG:

LIZ – Twenty-three, from Florida, doesn’t really have a filter but knows how to control it, people-person, down for showmance, looks slightly like Amanda Seyfried ?

JASON – works at a grocery store, from Massachusetts, lives in Mom’s basement, deep down he’s very shallow, excited to be living on feeds, superfan, likes colours, only wants showmance if helps him in game

VANESSA – professional poker player, from Las Vegas, won over 4 and a half million dollars from poker, studied game theory, has high IQ

JOHN – from Pennsylvania, rocks out on the guitar but is dentist, hates superfans

BECKY – from Colorado, twenty-six, outdoorsy(?), fun and friendly, open to showmance

STEVE – music and audio student, from NY, big BB superfan (IAN?!)

All these HG’s look like FAMOUS ACTORS AND ACTRESSES EH?!

Julie is now telling them that some of the HG have moved in

Only six are here, two more ? WHO HAS A TWIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Telling them the twists of Battle of the Block and the BB Takeover

Liz, Becky, Steve now entering house !

Clay has a “HOWDY” shirt why is he so adorable umpf

Steve feels like he’s in a dream !

Meg feels like she’s the first girl Steve has hugged in a while

Liz says that Clay is 10/10 “IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE”

Now Jason, John, and Vanessa are in !

Is Jason the one with the twin ?

Austin feels like he is Sea Biscuit and Jason is his jockey

Jason thinks that everything is beautiful #ohmylanta

Vanessa trying to gather information on what has happened so far in the house

Jace now saying that everyone should introduce each other

John introducing; twenty-seven years old, “Johnny-Mac”

Da’Vonne thinks that John is lying LOL thinks that he gives off a not-dentist vibe

Liz introducing; saying she’s single, Jace very enthusiastic about that

Steve introducing, Clay thinks that he’s Ian’s twin RIGHT ?! wants to keep eye on him in-case he is like Ian

Vanessa introducing; says she’s a DJ

Jason introducing; is twenty-five, sister says that he looks like Malcom (in the Middle), Da’Vonne wants to put him in a pocket

Becky introducing; loves outdoors, Jason sees Vanessa. Becky, etc. and would be happy to share room with them

There are two empty seats at the table? I DIDN’T HEAR IT ?!

SURPRISE GUEST COMING IN, AND FIRST BB TAKEOVER HAPPENING NEXT

Commercial break

wait there are two Jason’s just realized ahh

WHO IS THE SURPRISE GUEST

PHIL(?) COGAN IS THE SURPRISE GUEST (AMAZING RACE MUSIC BEGINS)

HOW IS HE TAKING OVER?

Has taken Jeff and Jordan and Brendon and Rachel on the Race

JEFF AND JORDAN SO CUTE

Brendon and Rachel are arguing oh dear

Last season the race, decided to take people that didn’t know each other, and have them compete together

Jeff and Jacky going to play in game? from Season 26

They are close friends, and now enter the house for the BB Takeover, Phil taking over

Jeff and Jacky will now play the BB game

Steve thinks that they will be two easy targets

Jace said that every Archie needed a Betty and a Veronica and that he was Archie

Jeff here to play game solo, but has Jacky in his back pocket ?

Commercial break

Now one person from the second group has to sit out for HoH

Vanessa chooses to sit out, willing to take the gamble, Clay suggests that both that chose sit out won’t be nominated

HoH for this round has aliens, still UFOh No !

These seven are in the film, and the UFO’s circling above going to try to suck them up, if sucked up, are out, they have to hold onto their stake and not fly up, last one standing is the second HoH

John looks like he’s being pulled hard

Steve doesn’t want to win the competition, will try to fly up in the middle of it

Jackie wants to show house that she’s a competitor, wants to use legs (is dancer ?)

Jason wants alpha-males to approach him for alliance

they are now sprayed with “alien-goo”

Jeff is account executive (completely out of context but)

Liz feels like she’s being pulled after second beam

Steve is grabbing hard, but is pulled up aww and falls in haystack

Jeff says that Jason looks super comfortable and says that he’s like eight pounds

Jeff sucked up but yah can tell that he just let go…

Becky sucked up now

Liz, Jason, and Jackie left

Liz lifted up, Jackie, too, both holding on for dear life

Jason secure

Commercial break

Liz is sucked up ! Tough race between her and Jackie, Jackie and Jason left now

They thinks that she’s looks like a guru, and levitating

Jason might be really funny in this show lol

Jackie looks like my cousin, and she’s sucked up

Jason is the HoH !

Wait did her and Jason make a deal ? WHERE WHEN NOT SURE

cOMMERCIAL BREAK

BB live feeds now open ! poptv.com

THE TWIN IS NOT REVEALED ?! but it got spoiled on Twitter

Phil now back on screen, Da’vonne and Vanessa sat out, they could get a reward  WHAT

That’s it !

Thanks for reading ; and onto Sunday ?!

ENJOY THE NIGHT

– Louise

P.S. JUST SAW MARK SLOAN ON T.V. ONLY IT WASN’T MARK SLOAN IT WAS ERIC DANE IN ANOTHER SHOW WHICH I FORGET BUT

BB17 EPISODE 1 LET’S GO YEAHYEAH

24 Jun

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

BB17 HAS BEGUN

THREE TWISTS – FAN FAVOURITE, SECRET ONLY WE KNOW, AND BB TAKEOVER

FIRST EIGHT HG’S LET’S GOOOOOOOO

JAMES – From SC, likes to drive trucks with the boys, retail associate

JACE – Venice, California, inspired by Indiana Jones, likes adrenaline, broke many bones, thinks a real man smells like a pine-tree, personal trainer

MEG – from NYC, lives with her “gusband(sp?!)”, scared of superfans

AUDREY – from Georgia, not a small-town girl, girly-girl to the extreme, loves make-up, girl-power, extremely competitive, athletic, digital media consultant

AUSTIN – from Woodland Hills, professional wrestler, 6’5”, Masters Degree in Medieval Romance Literature. Judis? (alter-ego)

SHELLI – from Atlanta, thirty-three years old

CLAY – is BEAUTIFUL MY WORD, Texas, loves his family, loves helping animals, pretty athletic, played football in University, not opposed to a showmance ! Reminds me of HAYDEN FROM BB12

DA’VONNE – from California, thick-cut exterior, strategy to be covered in all angles of the house, single parent, has book-smarts and book-smarts, studied the game since S1, poker dealer

Da’vonne, Shelley, Clay, Austin – first four to enter house

TIE-DIE SHEETS, SEE-THROUGH FLOOR “don’t wear dresses on the bridge”

Clay says Austin looks like a giant magician

Da’vonne says Clay is “Hot to trot”

Shelli says Clay is “tall and pretty”

THE EIGHT ARE IN THE HOUSE AND HAVING CHAMPAGNE

Clay didn’t tell anyone that he played football, Shelli doesn’t care that she’s ten years older, Shelli has two brothers, one is a twin, Clay says that Shelli “takes the cake”, they both have a heart murmur, Da’vonne is twenty-seven, says that she’s a second-grade teacher, Austin was scouted for WWE from his pictures(?), James thinks that Meg is “real hot”, says that she’s like Taylor Swift THAT’S WHAT I SAID, Audrey is twenty-five, and transgender (first to be on BB), James thinks that Audrey is pretty cool, Jace is kinda nice.

Commercial break

The girls (minus Meg) are wanting an alliance, maybe? Shelli looks like someone… WHO?!

The boys (minus James) are discussing cookies

Audrey wants to make sure that a girl wins this season

Clay has an older sister and brother? looks like Ryan Rynolds ohh

Audrey has an older brother? Didn’t know how to deal with her wanting to be a transgender. The psychiatrist didn’t give good advice. Family very conservative. Very close now.

Da’vonne thinks that Audrey added some salt and pepper to the story, and thinks that it’s good for the alliance.

Julie now revealing two twists, everyone gathered in living room.

Fan favourite: Battle of the Block (not my thing) returns, played last year. 4HG’s fight against each other in a competition.

First competition happening! But decision first: one person has the sit the competition out, Austin wanted to do it, but Da’vonne says it first

Commercial break

by the way “Pixels” looks like a cool movie

HoH Comp: UFOh NO! Kevin Fraiser? from E! Tonight? maybe ? host

Hollywood-themed !

Jace says that Johnny Depp would play him

Sherri says that she’d like to be with Ryan Reynolds CLAY LOOKS LIKE HIM DOES HE NOT

“Flying Tomatoes” critics will fly tomatoes at the HG’s, and you have to catch ten and put them in the slot to win. if you fall off, you’re done.

Clay is pretty confident, after playing football. but falls off. so does Meg, Austin. Jace saves himself from falling off.

James has three, rest have none. thought that Clay and Austin would be his biggest competitors.

Everyone is now drenched in tomato sauce, Jcce says that it looks like CARRIE

Jace saves himself again, thinks that he has an advantage from skating

Three-way tie: Audrey, Jace, James five each

Shelli has three

James now has seven, wow good hand-eye coordination

They think that he’s a baseball coach lol

James now has eight

WOAH EVERYONE FELL OFF

think Jace fell off last

Commercial break

JAMES WAS THE LAST PERSON TO TOUCH THE RED CARPET, first HoH !

Everyone now gathers in the living room, the second twist : they have to endure a new twist every single week throughout the summer – “BB TAKEOVER” – will hear drums and “GET READY FOR A TAKE-OVER” and will need to get to the competition

they think there’ll be a saboteur

Commercial break

TWIN TWIST THERE ARE TWO TWINS COMPETING AS ONE PERSON AH I LOVE THIS CAN THE TWINS FOOL THE OTHER HG’S IF THEY CAN SURVIVE THE FIRST FIVE EVICTIONS, CAN ENTER THE GAME AS INDIVIDUAL HG 

That’s it! Thanks for reading; see you guys tomorrow or on Sunday?! will double-check the schedule !

ENJOY NIGHT

Thanks so much for the 2061 HITS

– Louise

IT BEGINS TOMORROW.

23 Jun

BE BOLD.

BE BRAINY.

BE BRILLIANT.

BB.

THAT IS ALL.

– Louise